Eris is the only god, and your only god shall be Eris!
Except Bacchus, of course
and Odin, Thor and all the other viking gods
and lets not forget all those funky Egyptian gods with the animal heads
especialy the one with the dog's head
and while we're at it: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fair and that giant,
invisible rabbit from that movie with Jimmy Stewart
No Confused Erisian may ever lay claim to any knowledge, wisdom,
intelligence or other such hububaloo
If any Confused Erisian does ever possess any knowledge whatsoever,
said knowledge will have been atained through sheer luck
1 out of every 23 dollars show go directly to the church
Not neccesarily this church, but anyone. Preferably as many
as possible
because that increases your chance of getting in with the one
correct religion and securing your spot in the afterlife
of course if you feel your money would be better spent by you than
some insane clergyman then feel free to give 1 out of every 23 dollars
to yourself instead
GNOMES ARE EVIL!!!
well they are!
so there!
No Confused Erisian shall ever tell the secret ending of a movie
to a person (Confused Erisian or not) who has not seen said movie yet
This, being the 5th law, is the most holy and therfore
any violation of this law will result in swift, but painfull death.
